Matt Webb on an an anonymous declaration of war on the Church of Scientology.

I still harbour the hope that Scientology’s founder, L. Ron Hubbard, may have filed a document repudiating the claims of the Scientologists with a law firm or bank, with the instruction that it be sent to the press a couple of hundred years after his death, thereby giving just enough time to ensure that there is significant recognition of Scientology as a religion before its founder outs the entire thing as the second greatest hoax in human history (the first greatest, of course, being Abrahamic religion).

Sadly I think it’s unlikely.